twominutestilltakeoff:

My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.

Because you know what.

You know what.

After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.

And who

and who

would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?

They told us it never worked again.  And that was kind of true.  They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs.  But other things, they got right.  They got the vastly delayed aging.  And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour.  And the talent for leading through example.  And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.

Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.

He’s had them since he was a little boy.

That little boy right there.

Oh god… oh god no dear god

so many feels oh goshphil baby why

Damn. :[

!!!

thehilariousblog:

friends:

they’re all “It’s okay just give it time!”

BEST friends:

this blog is hilarious!

mybelovedcheshire:

rsharky:

zeropro:

the Avengers in a nutshell

Awwwww!

BEST COMIC. BEST. KITTENS ASSEMBLE.

<3!

reachingfortheunreachable:

how other people act with their best friend:

how i act with my best friend:

how my best friend acts with me:

then we both act like:

Toradora

What the fuckity fuck fuck? Why am I getting spam? I HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE IN FOREVER. TO HELL WITH YOU, VIRUS/UGLY.

My bestie sucks all the cock in the world.

Professionally.

She is also a dildo. I could currently be dead for all she knows. I could be an alien body-snatcher.

Or a zombie.

Except that would be awesome.

Only thing awesomer: Zombie Dragon.

Thank you for your time.

khatman:

forever-pirate:

These are Phalanges!

All of them. :]

I drew them with sharpie

This is so cool it hurts. ouo

Hurts so GOOD.